Taboo

Monster and Violet have stumbled upon Walla Walla’s dirty little secret, the Taboo Lingerie Shop. This quiet little shop, tucked neatly into 513 N. Wilbur Avenue in the Eastgate area, is very discreet from the street, though it is not difficult to find. The secret is the only thing that’s dirty, however as one step into this shop of love quickly opens the mind and the eyes to take in gorgeous lingerie, crazy novelties, imaginative costumes and other romantic affectations, all expertly contained in a classy environment that is warm and welcoming, down to the wicker mannequins!

The one thing you won’t see immediately walking into this shop are the adult movies and more intimate personal items one might utilize behind closed bedroom doors. Taboo understands and practices discretion and contain both the movies and the toys in a second room to accommodate the more sensitive romantic. All of these wicked items are, however available, and at a location that provides a comfortable shopping atmosphere for a sensitive, yet widely needed market and at a cost that won’t ruin the mood.

When it’s time to get kinky, go to:

Taboo

513 N. Wilbur Ave

Walla Walla, WA. 99362

(509) 526-0908

This week in The MORGUE

Last weekend, the KWCW broadcasting booth had shut down for their quarterly 'change of the guards' so the local branch of this evil empire is currently on hiatus.

The online branch of The MORGUE is up and operational as usual at Radio Free Satan. This week, Monster trampled through the covers of the corpses and found rare beauties underneath. The show kicked into gear with Aggressor covering King Diamond's Welcome Home and it just got more intense from there as Slayer got the black metal treatment by way of Cradle of Filth, Zyklon covered Morbid Angel's Dominate, Crematorium blasted through some Cold Gin, originally by KISS and Nazareth even made the show by way of Zimmer's Hole who covered This Flight Tonight alongside the many other tracks in the show. Monster's personal pick of the show was Iron Maiden's The Trooper, covered by Children of Bodom!

Key in to next week's show for another lethal dose of the bleakest metal ever to fall upon mortal ears!

Holographic Universe

When Scar Symmetry's second album, Pitch | Black | Progress, was released, Monster took a chance at grabbing it up. The CD went directly from the checkout line at Hasting's into the stereo, which is where it stayed for an insane amount of time! So, two agonizing years later, when they decided to release Holographic Universe, picking up the album was a no brainer!
This group of Swedish song-crafters obviously worked hard on their third release to continue carrying the torch and did not disappoint! Their own mixture of technical death metal and powerful vocals screams through the wall of metal straight into your ears in a wave of euphoria. This album is an absolute must in a collection, even if it does land just an inch shy of their sophomore release.

May 9th

What started out as a calm and collected metal show with a small number of guest DJs ended up being a wild excursion into the realm of perversity and depravity! Monster and Violet started off the show in brutal fashion with some new Cannibal Corpse and also a track from Skinless. By the time these two tracks ran their course, Ninja and CS arrived along with Blade and shortly following were Goblin and Chuckles, quickly turning the broadcasting booth into a sweaty locker room for Hell's sports team, full of heat and body mass. Between the requests for Enslaved, Nile, Trivium, Vader, Suffocation, and many others as well as the shout outs from one listening cadaver to another, we found ourselves wrapped tightly between two stories of sexual exploration, each story incited by one of the female morticians within the booth.

First, CS had begun discussing issues with lactation and how her partner is on the verge of causing her to begin her breasty seeping, without the benefit of pregnancy due to his over-zealous attention to her chest glands. The resultant effect of this conversation was a finishing of what was started with CS bleeding milk.

Later in the episode, Violet's concern for making her Monster happy on their planned trip to Japan has caused her to need more information on the proper ettiquette for finding, making and giving soiled panties. This discussion lead into more fetish and secret desire discussion with the entire booth alight in arousal!

The battle of the band discussion this week was, which album from the eighties was better, Ozzy Osbourne's Diary Of A Madman or Motley Crue's Shout At The Devil? This was an excellent source of debate with the broadcasting booth torn in half on the decision and the final vote coming in from a long time listener in favor of Diary Of A Madman.

Our show ended on an upnote for mothers seeing that we ran into the wee hours of Mother's Day. To all the mommies out there, we gave Cannibal Corpse's Butchered At Birth! Happy Mother's Day!

Monster's Movie Review

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

This prequel to the mediocre X-Men trilogy takes Marvel Comics' most popular mutant and provides one hour, forty-seven minutes of his own time! Some would argue that this was not enough time and some may say it was too much but one thing stands clear, the time they did use to portray some of this hairy mutant's history was rich in action and mutant cameos, from the humorously portrayed Fred Dukes (a.k.a. Blob) to Ryan Reynolds' perfectly accurate Wade Wilson.

Without providing much of a spoiler, I will say that, though the history and proximity of the storyline does not fall in line closely to the source material (where was Department H- the Canadian program? What was the deal with the heightened senses only working when it helped further the plot?) the plot line and the flow of the movie was incredibly adrenaline filled which forces you at blade point to use no more than the front edge of the seat.

Among the many other aspects of beautifully crafted eye candy that this flick offers the uninitiated and fanboy alike, the opening title sequence is actually one of the highlights of the film as it follows the world's favorite furball through every major war in United States history.

Being a long time X-Men fan, I was put off by some of the modifications made for the 'benefit' of the average movie-goer, but was happily willing to forgive these things due to the high volume of hidden fanboy fun and the excellently crafted visual effects. I give this great comic adaptation three sharpened claws up!

This week

Hey cadavers!
Monster here.

I wanted to stop by and drop the very first update off in our soon-to-be long list of blog updates!

This week on Radio Free Satan's Morgue, I go about committing tribute villainy as I highlight some metal covers that have been put out to commemorate bands of the distant and not-so-distant past! We dug out some Celtic Frost, Crush Efekt, Defleshed, and Anathema.

Last week on KWCW, we executed (on-air) the attack on Ninja's balls! That's right, two weeks ago, we asked that any listener that wants to hear our co-host Ninja get smacked in the sack by the Monster's foot to write in and request it! Naturally, that incited quite the response and, as a result, Ninja got one swift kick for each request. OUCH! Fortunately, Monster's martial arts training gave him the ability to show some restraint which allowed him to not put his Ninjastic friend in the hospital having to explain to nurse Betty why his boys have black eyes!
Oh yeah, we also got some great music in as well from bands like Ensiferum, John 5, Destroy Destroy Destroy, High On Fire, Five Finger Death Punch, and the Evil Elvis, Danzig!
Great show! Thanks Ninja for showing testicular fortitude!

Stay Evil!

Welcome!

Welcome to The MORGUE Radio Show's official blogspot on the internet!

In the future, your radio DJs Monster and Violet plan on bringing you news and updates on the music scene, discuss our favorite metal, and immerse ourselves in more than the music but also the many popular culture media and activities that make the show worth listening to as well as the life of a music enthusiast so much more unique than the hum-drum sheeple in today's society!

For now, an introduction:
The MORGUE Radio Show runs on two stations.

The first and original station to air The MORGUE is none other than the almost famous KWCW 90.5 fm, Walla Walla, Washington's own radio station, serving the citizens of the valley for over 25 years and playing host to many great and not-so-great radio programs. The MORGUE began broadcasting on KWCW in the Summer of 2004, providing heavy metal and hard rock. As the years began stacking up, so did the level of musical intensity of the Morgue's tracklists moving from heavy to downright primal metal!
Today, the live version of The MORGUE still broadcasts every Saturday night at 10pm (PST) and has picked up some hosts along the way. In addition to MONSTER and VIOLET, this Saturday night slice of chaos also sees frequency by fellow regular morticians, Butcher and Ninja along with occasional grave-robbings from CS, Goblin, Chuckles, Ogre, and Blade.

The second station to carry The MORGUE Radio Show is the very diabolical Radio Free Satan! This online presence has sheltered The Morgue since the beginning of 2006. Though not as long as the KWCW version, this episode cuts straight into the meat of the music. With less hosts, comes less banter and more music per pound! This version of The Morgue is also an excellent platform for extreme metal.

So I close this out for now by thanking you for stopping by this blog and we hope to provide you with gruesome reviews of music, movies and madness along with updates on what this madhouse of morticians is up to on a semi-regular basis!

Thanks again.
Stay Evil
~Monster