Morgue #176 on RFS

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Monster gathers a collection of extreme metal bands including Xasthur, Absu, Burning The Masses and others to display the sounds of massive totality for the sake of the many dead beasts that tune in to Radio Free Satan on a regular basis for their mercurial fix as well as a chance to pummel the innocence of those fresh to the sterile chambers of the Morgue!

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This week, Monster, Violet, Butcher, Goblin, Fresh, Meat, and Chuckles were on duty to provide the highest quality autopsy possible! The rhythm of this one was a bit different as the music and discussion alternated with extreme contrast.
The introduction of the Morgue happened after nearly an hour of metal from Six Feet Under, Suffocation, Aeon, Keep of Kalessin, and Origin.
This week was a full discussion of odd news events like a woman in Maryland dropping her freshly delivered baby into a porta-potty and then trying to bum a smoke from construction workers directly afterward. A man in Salem Oregon pulled an idiot drive-by on a tricycle while harrassing a man in a car. China made it into our news with their censorship slip a few weeks back and the fact that there is now a debate from Google on whether or not they will service the entire country.
The next hour brought Kreator, Dimmu Borgir, Fear My Thoughts, Immortal, Skinless, and Forktung before a huge argument erupted on air about when to classify a post-op man as a woman and vice versa. The gender confusion lasted for quite some time before signing off for the morning! Join the Morgue community and sound off your opinion of this debate!

Mayhem 2010 is dead

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The official release of bands set to play at this summer's Mayhem festival has caused mass suicides, lost love, and anal seepage from millions across the globe!

The first Mayhem saw great bands for a premier showing including Slipknot, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Machine Head, and Five Finger Death Punch. Not the heaviest of shows but a solid line-up for a fresh out of the great festival.

The second Mayhem Shot into the stratosphere with Trivium, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, and Behemoth among others and proved to the world that, yes, America can have a festival with balls as well!

Here we are in 2010, looking forward to our metal future and BLEAK is not a word that properly describes the vomit that has spewed onto our almost proud metal offering. This year we take a break from heavy and talent to be given get Atreyu, Norma Jean, and KORN! Yeah, fucking KORN!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mayhem is dead. Let's hope that next year will see a resurrection.

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The Morgue #175 on RFS

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The brvtality and intensity rvn high in this avtopsy for Radio Free Satan as Monster crams far too mvch mvsic into the hovr and has difficvlty stitching vp the corpse! The sickness continves, however and Monster is having difficvlty releasing the voice ov Satan from within so he leaves that devlish dvty vp to Year Of Desolation, Phazm, Scar Symmetry, Kampfar and a Hell ov a lot more!

Morgue Live on K-Dub 1-16-2010

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The Morgue Radio Show kicked off with Monster and Violet, along with Butcher, Fresh and Meat. In no time, additional DJs Goblin and Chuckles found their way into the sterile halls of the autopsy room and the explosive and vulgar conversations were quickly underway between heavy tracks from Insanity, Polterchrist, Autumn Black, and Finntroll.

Violet, obsessing about pornography and rectal stretching was eager to find every DJ's first experience with printed porn and curious about what was the filthiest thing we have all read, which prompted responses from Grim Fairy Tales, Suicide Blond, and a slew of long forgotten fiction books with alien sex before jumping back into the audio destruction from Immortal, Skinless, Armentar, and Stormlord.

The Morgue #174 on RFS

Monster keeps the words to a minimum as sickness closes around his throat under the Radio Free Satan building. He does wheel you through an hour of musical paradise with bands like Insanity, Thanatos, Disincarnate, and A Band Of Orcs!

The Morgue #173 on RFS

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With a fresh new year brings a fresh new focus at Radio Free Satan! Monster has cleaned all of the covers in the Morgue and is now ready to return to the grim duties of body removal. This autopsy focuses on new releases from Slayer and Anaal Nathrakh and fresh band names like Orcustus and Black Anvil.

Morgue Resurrects in 2010

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Our first autopsy of 2010, The Morgue broadcasts the vocal death rattles of Monster, Violet, Butcher, and Mikey Mike.

This autopsy is opened with great power from the devastating Man Must Die and was followed up by the Deathstars. The show was pretty musically intensive for the first part of the night while the morticians were still shaking the earth of the grave from their hair, so cadavers got blasted by tracks from Armentar, Destroy Destroy Destroy, Cannibal Corpse, Darkane, and Behemoth among others.

Once the morticians did get their vocal chords vibrating, the sound was about politics and the thousands of new laws that rolled into place on New Year's day and the Obama family's blatant and disgusting shift from politician to television super-celebrities, causing more people to be interested in their guest appearances on brainless TV shows than on their shoddy politics.

Politics weren't the only thing on the minds and tongues of The Morgue's mental morticians as conversation sprouted from enema induced ass cannons to Sesame Street muppets as well as the news of acting legend, Christopher Lee's decision to create a metal band solely to brag about his ancestry.

A couple musical observations of the night: First- The band 1349 recently released the album Revelations Of The Black Flame which is musically a completely different sound than what 1349 fans are accustomed to...to what metal fans are accustomed to...in fact, it barely classifies as music unless it is used on a movie score and only during a really slow point.
Second- Arch Enemy recently released an album, The Root Of All Evil that is nothing more than a glorified greatest hits of their earlier work while with singer Johan Liiva but recreated to showcase current vocalist, Angela Gossow's vocal talents instead of their former male frontman. Not an essential album and not exciting.