The Morgue #172 on RFS

Radio Free Satan's Morgue 2009 finale! Monster pulls no stops for this unique autopsy of metal with songs from The Buggles, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton, R.E.M., and Steppenwolf. This is so much metal, it will cause an entire calendar to run away!

The Morgue #171 on RFS

The end is nigh! Only two more autopsies left for Radio Free Satan's Morgue in 2009! This one proves to be one of the most madness inducing of the year with music from Krisiun, Watch Them Die, My Ruin, The Everscathed, and Black Anvil. Get ready for some punishment!

The Morgue #170 on RFS

The year is winding up to an end and The Morgue is burning right alongside the end times of 2009 at Radio Free Satan! This is the first of three shows that finalizes the year in tribute. This autopsy sees another ambulance full of Slayer and Iron Maiden as well as End of Green, Godflesh, Nattefrost, and an actual good cover of Europe's The Final Countdown!

Cover of The Final Countdown

Morgue #169 on RFS

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Rounding the final corner of the year on Radio Free Satan, we find ourselves in December, the bleakest of months. This is the perfect time for the hatred that comes from extreme metal so we will continue toward our cover shows climax as we listen to the punishing forces of Sacramentum, Carbon 12, Stormlord, Acrimony, Arise and more!
Happy Pearl Harbor day!

The Morgue #168

The year is coming to an end but The Morgue is showing no signs of slowing at Radio Free Satan as this necropsy features Infestum, Centurian, Sanctorum, and Mandrake as they cover metal madness from Edge of Sanity, Type O Negative, Impaled Nazarene and much more!

The Morgue #167 on RFS

Extreme metal heat on Radio Free Satan from Fleshitized, Graveworm, Baalphegor, and Satyricon bring some heat to this otherwise bleak and frozen winter by providing tracks from Slayer, Possessed, Dark Angel, and the Pet Shop Boys!

The Morgue #166 on RFS

This autopsy from the Morgue on Radio Free Satan brings forth The Forsaken, Serberus, Sinister, Lullacry, Seth and Slayer along with Ten Masked Men!

The Morgue Gets A New Member!

Attention cadavers, this is your Ninja speaking. It may surprise you all to know that we here at The Morgue aren't completely in the business of creating mass quantities of freshly quivering zombie feed and instead of ending life, we sometimes replace the ones we remove from this plane of reality. With the support of all my fellow Morgue members, I would like to announce that the mayhem and bloodshed is to be continued far into the future with the upcoming addition of my son to our warped little family, and with so many "aunts & uncles" influencing the little tyke, may all the spirits and demons in the universe have mercy on your souls. Thank you and have a nice flight.

The Morgue #165 on RFS

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Monster rips through this autopsy and digs into the cadavers on Radio Free Satan! Find rare malignancies from Mord, Mictlantechutli, and Fearer as well as some great hits from the head originally done by Darkthrone, Massacre, and W.A.S.P. and some familiar corpses in the vein of Supernaught, Damage Inc., and Pagan Fears!

The Morgue #164 on RFS

Drill the brain with the dastardly sounds of the destructive Morgue from Radio Free Satan as the devious Monster drops tracks from Possessed, Celtic Frost and Dark Funeral. We will rip the world apart with, Evil Has No Boundaries, Under The Sun and Kill The King.

The Morgue #163 on RFS

The Morgue uncovers the bodies of Vader, Lord Belial, Angel Corpse, Steel Prophet and more- all at Radio Free Satan!

The Morgue #162 on RFS

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The cover craze continues into the dark nights of October here at Radio Free Satan! The air chills around Nasum, Otyg, Ophtalamia, and Snotrocket while hearing sounds such as World of Promise, Nausea, Riot of Violence, and Cryonics from historical heavies like Black Sabbath, Destruction, Mayhem and of course, Iron Maiden!

The Morgue #161 on RFS

Alice Cooper via last.fm

Krabathor, Impious, Rage, Marduk, and others blast through metal ranging in style from early eighties sleeze metal to doom and death metal while also covering Alice Cooper, Deep Purple, and Possessed. In fact, this show plays a strong highlight on the earlier days of rock and metal. All on Radio Free Satan!

The Morgue #160 on RFS

Bands of specific highlight through this autopsy of the Morgue on Radio Free Satan include Ten Masked Men, Benediction, Arise, and Vital Remains.

Morgue #159 on RFS

The cover shows are drawing to an end with very few left in the Morgue for Radio Free Satan. This week, we see excellent renditions from Decameron, Dark Age, Coffin Texts, and Cannibal Corpse...among others.

Morgue #158 on RFS

In rememberance of the 9/11 tragedy that befell the nation eight years ago last week, Monster runs silent and just plays music from the Radio Free Satan Building by Krabathor, Greenfly, Eternal Grey, and Genocide Superstars.

Morgue #157 on RFS

The music from Radio Free Satan gets to burning through the veins quickly and mercilessly as Burden Of Grief, Aurora Borealis, Six Feet Under, Divine Rapture and many others claw through your ears and into the evil core of your being!!

Morgue #156 on RFS

A little more straight forward than the last couple autopsies on Radio Free Satan, this one sees Helloween, Bathory, Konkhra, Graveworm, Godhate and many other metal bands competing to tear off your face!

Morgue Live on KWCW

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Last night, the station was packed (as has become the case) with DJs as Monster, Violet, Butcher, Ninja, Goblin, Ogre, and Chuckles provided dirty commentary alongside special guests Mikey Mike and Hurricane Katrina!

Between smoking tracks from Job For A Cowboy, Behemoth, Vital Remains, and Anhger, among others, discussion popped up on the topics of Absynthe (and other drinking misadventures), college girls and their sexy fleshy parts, the newly released Halloween II (by Rob Zombie), and the idea to develop a city subdivision which has street names only of sexual fetishes!

If you have pictures of dirty street names, let us have a peek! Post them here!

Morgue Radio #155 on RFS

This autopsy is cut clean and straight to the point. Throw your horns up to the raging sounds of Moerk Gryning, Sauron, Dofka, Acheron, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and a ton more!

Morgue #154 on RFS

This week on the Morgue, Monster cracks open the cold ones! Get a sleeve full of stagnated organs freshly dug out of The Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, David Bowie, and Sir Mix-a-lot?!?! What the hell is Monster doing in our Morgue?!

Autopsy #153 on RFS

Bruce Dickinson via last.fm

The bodies of music we dissect on this autopsy of The Morgue Radio Show on the devil's only online radio station, Radio Free Satan come from the recreated.

Whether it is sleazy glam metal like W.A.S.P., gothically influenced The Sins Of Thy Beloved, the power and hyperactivity of The Berzerker or relative unknowns like Twentyinchburial, Hollow, or Blood Coven; there is no doubt that these covers come out as enhancements of the originals.

Bruce Dickinson and Marduk both make return visits on this autopsy, but that's okay because a metalhead can't ever get enough of either of them!

Morgue on KWCW

Hail cadavers, Monster here!

Well, tonight was a pretty damn crazy night on KWCW 90.5!

Last week, Fresh issued a challenge in which each DJ (and listener) write a story using 20 random Indie Rock band names. Well, Aside of myself, she was the only DJ to complete this challenge.

Most importantly; It seems that for the first time in our 5 year history, someone on the show was more charged in the loins than I, Violet went intercourse crazy and insisted on asking the packed booth of DJs about things that most psychiatrists don't get to know about! Between tracks from High On Fire, Suffocation, Obituary, Proofed, The Crown, and Vomitory, we learned what secret and dirty fetishes each of our 9+ DJs harbored! Here is a basic rundown, prepare to tremble:

• Violet- This freak of a DJ had multiple, which include choking, spanking, and ropes!
• Goblin- Not surprisingly, this little razor toothed bastard likes biting!
• Chuckles- Maybe it was embarrassment or fear but all we got were dirty looks from this one.
• Mikey Mike- Our visiting Portland DJ was a fan of binding.
• Fresh- This fiesty frenzy of a girl has inclinations toward choking and submission.
• Meat- Perhaps the craziest of them, Mr. Meat loves sauces, chocolate, spaghetti, cheese....mm-mmm
• Blade- What is it with girls and their desire to be hurt? Miss Blade likes receiving pain.
• Ninja- Mister rosy cheeks could barely squeek out his feeble 'accents' fetish but our argument was that is a preference. We all know though, between the lactations and the toilet serenades...
• Wraith Mistress-Chalk up another lady that has a preference for being forced upon.
• Monster- I was forced to only give one and to make it something no one knows about so I discussed (and had to explain) my interest in ladies that are made up to look like action figures.

This was pretty much the highlight of the show this last Saturday night (though, by far, not the only topic of deviant discussion)! Tune in next week to see what more trouble we can get into.

Behemoth - Evangelion

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Polish musicians, Behemoth just released their latest full-length album, Evangelion, showing the world that some metal, unlike Metallica, does get better with age!

This nine album epic metal CD provides a solid force of sound to ram your cranium against as you thrash your limbs like an epileptic jack-in-the-box while trying to keep up with the full-on assault crashing through your speakers!

Beyond the super descriptive displays (like mine above), spending time with the music on the CD, the footage on the included DVD, and with the booklet within the case, a person cannot help but understand the intense depth of passion that each member of Behemoth have for their music, especially if all of this is compounded with the experience of meeting this band in person and feeling the love for their careers pouring out of them.

Beyond a musical level, there is a drive for intimate knowledge of the world, the realm, in which most people just exist, these guys don't just live...they prosper! No matter your religious preference, your scientific beliefs, or your philosophy, these guys do more than challenge your way of thinking (maybe even encourage some of us to step our own game up), they back their words with their findings, allowing them to be infinitely more than shock metal with a crush on Satan.
All things non-musical to the side; this album is another epic win for a band that never quits! If you enjoyed their Demigod album, this will blow you away.

Autopsy #152

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This week on The Morgue Radio Show for the net's most diabolical radio station, Radio Free Satan:

We jump from the insanely brutal like Marduk, Vader, and Callenish Circle to some heavy metal fathers like Judas Priest and Bruce Dickinson in the Morgue this week to help get us through some more covers. They weren't alone, either. They brought along Courageous, Lunatic, and Soulreaper to help cause some chaos!

Morgue Store Open!

The MORGUE Radio Show's online store is now open!

No longer do you have to wait to hear the insanity that the Morgue brings to your speakers! Visit our online store and buy whichever album you so choose and get your aggression on all the time! Just load the page and start searching!

Morgue #151 on RFS

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The Morgue Radio Show invades Radio Free Satan for another week. This week, Monster burns through more covers.
This autopsy sees history unfold with every fleshy flap as layers are peeled back to reveal many songs from the eighties from Ozzy, Motley Crue, Skid Row, and Iron Maiden (naturally). Don't fear, these are still performed by the most evil of bands like Norther, Driller Killer, Edge of Sanity and more!

The nostalgia is high as is the amount of diabolical entertainment so tune in and hold on as Monster cuts through your corpse with expert musical precision! Tune in here!

Morgue Live! July 25, 2009

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In the broadcasting station on Saturday, we found Monster and Violet along with Ninja, CS, Butcher, Goblin and Chuckles for the first time in over two weeks! From vacations to security issues, our last broadcast live was nearly a month ago so this was an exhilarating show for all of the morticians.

Between heavy mounds of ear devastating metal, we enjoyed conversation on the craziness of Scientologist ceremonies, we found that the "Naked Cowboy" is putting in his bid as Mayor of New York Cty, were brought into the news about Maxi Mounds and her issues on breast enlargement, as well as the first hand accounts of Mayhem Fest as told by four of the morticians!

The highlight of this autopsy was when Ninja played the most effeminate cover song ever which led into the revelation that he tries to serenade CS while she's on the toilet! You filthy beast!

Morgue hits 150

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This week's autopsy on Radio Free Satan sees Monster and the Morgue airing its 150th for the Devil's diabolical broadcasting station! With great thanks to the many devoted cadavers that tune in to the show every week, The Morgue has continued to air on the most infernal of radio stations with great success for years and with continued support from you, we will be alive for many more!

In this autopsy, Monster hand carves some fleshy bits for the cadavers! Get only the greats with Behemoth, Vader, The Crown, Marduk and more!

MAYHEM! The results are in, but the DJs are still out...

Auburn Washington welcomes Rockstar energy drink's Mayhem Festival and the Morgue Radio Show sent Monster and Violet to cover this destructive event...the problem is, we haven't seen them since. We have gotten some e-mails from somewhere along the Oregon coast, complete with pictures. The following are some excerpts:

July 14th:
MAYHEM! Violet and I made it to the motel and it is crawling with metalheads! We load the shit we need and get ready to head out with Ninja and CS when we bump into a kid in a Behemoth shirt that needs a ride to the show. Kid can't be all bad, he has a Behemoth shirt on, so we throw him in the truck and haul ass, reading the dirty parts of the latest Bizarre magazine on the way. A short ride to the VIP parking lot and a long walk along the highway (don't ask), we arrive at the gates of HELL! Thank Satan for the fast passes!
We burst through the gates and the Mayhem automatically kicks off with great gear from a slew of vendors including a Cannibal Corpse comic book! Oh hell yes! The vendor for the great local band, Northwest Royale, even hooked me up with a shirt and the band's latest two CDs for a mere twenty bones! Not only did they sound awesome, but they are great promoters as well.

(NOTE: Skinlab and Mushroomhead were not here...I believe Skinlab was the Sacremento band and Mushroomhead plans to join up later in the tour.)

Whitechapel kicked this shitstorm into gear on the Hot Topic stage and immediately began assaulting the crowd with their brutality! Incredible presence. Northwest Royale pounded through their set and Black Dahlia followed up with one of their own. By this time, Violet and I were out of the pit and hitting the booths to meet the bands. The first of which was Monster's primary reason for attending, Behemoth! Sans corpse paint. This was an incredibly smart and polite bunch of guys that....wait. What the hell.....I meant to say, it is fucking Behemoth! They were evil, Evil, EVIL! I shook hands with EVIL!

God Forbid did their thing and then Job For A Cowboy took the Hot Topic stage and annihilated! This being a huge band for Violet, I found myself being dragged by the wrist into the pile of bodies pressing against the barrier once more. Once the moshing was through, we left the feeding pens of the stages and wandered back to the booths where we found Cannibal fucking Corpse hanging out! YES! Now that comic book of mine has every band member's signature on it! Damn right!

This is where the day ceased to be a straight-forward metal festival. Further into the crowd, Byron Davis, pipes for God Forbid, was found meandering through the same people he was performing for earlier. Violet and I just got back in time for the end of the All That Remains set and placement well to the front of the HT stage again for BEHEMOTH!!! The band storms the stage in full Hell gear, instruments pulsating and immediately explode into the EVIL that they are! EVIL!

The crowd is slamming into one another as hard as the drum skins getting abused on stage. Violet and I were so close, we could almost grab spiked boots. Half way through the set, they Polish metallers continue to entertain by bleeding from the mouth profusely and Nergal has since donned a wicked mask. Then the blood! Erupting from the mouths of all but the drummer, spraying the thousands of screaming and slamming fans! Blood! Did I mention that these guys are evil? EVIL! Violet is drenched in the plasma and loving every second of it! This has been, by far the best performance of the day!

Trivium finishes off the Jagermeister (while I meet Job For A Cowboy and thank them for rocking our balls off). And then, the unstoppable happens...Cannibal Corpse come to tear down the HT stage, which they do with great enthusiasm. Cannibal classics like Fucked With A Knife get pounded into our bodies (as a special dedication to all the ladies) and the pit is somehow excessively brutal, yet immeasurably polite at the same....what....seriously? Okay, the pit was a fucking madhouse!!! Oh, the carnage! Oh, the putrefication! Oh rapture!

With the second and third stages used, abused, recycled, and abused again; those bitches are worn out and done, leaving people no where to roam but toward the main stage of death (with a side stop for nine dollar nachos or beers...seems like the only rape and murder is happening at the concession stand). Famished and needing to piss, Violet and I avoided the main (while Bullet For My Valentine committed audio torture on thousands of unsuspecting victims) to get a bite and then drain the vein at the world's filthiest toilet...one that the golgothan would have to put paper on the seat to sit.

We finally made our way down into the pit just as Killswitch Engage were taking the stage. A clarification, I never have really liked KSE and was not looking forward to the next set, especially when each member took the stage in a tuxedo tank top. I was surprised. Amazed! Their music was good (not astounding, but still good) and their stage presence was top notch! By the end of their set, I forgot that I didn't like them and was in full swing, pumped and ready for Slayer...or so I thought.

Again, Violet and I made our way to the front of the pack and when the thrashers took the stage, we held our own against the wave of hate that rolled in and crashed upon our backs! Within seconds, we were slamming and smashing our neighbors and destroying posers with full force, giving what is being given to us. Unfortunately, a bit over half way through the flaming, thrashing, Slayer set; between fan administered body blows, Tama drum blasts, and full fire from the Marshall stacks, my body needed to release...and I was no Golgothan! Dammit! I would rather lie down in the pit than head to the porcelain parking lot!
I made it back quickly (and probably with passengers) and jumped right back into the thick of things, finishing off the set like a maniac!

Slayer finished and the crowd thinned a little but filled back up as Marilyn Manson took the stage (and tried to smoke out the audience). I haven't been a Manson fan since Holy Wood and haven't even wasted the time or money on his last two albums (in fact, his was one of the only shirts I didn't drop cash on). I will say this- He started hard! He thundered through a track from his latest album and then went back "old town" for the fans, pulling out Tourniquette and a few other great Manson tracks! My astonishment level continued to rise with each sound wracked minute and before long, I found myself yelling, jumping, rocking, and singing along to this androgynous goth-rocker!

When this Mayhem was finished at eleven o'clock, I was physically torn, yet emotionally ready for another nine hours of demolition! We walked away with a ton of gear (including a Manson shirt, even though I didn't plan to buy one), great memories, some new friends, and even a large respect for bands we either never cared for or quit caring about in the past. Manson proved that he can still blast with the best of them, Slayer kept the rudest and most hateful pit (but so wrongfully fun), KSE held their own professionally and energetically, and Behemoth still proved to be the hardest fuckers to ever violate my ears!

Even though the Mayhem Fest has migrated south, we aren't ready to let it go just yet, so Violet and I are headed out o find more fucking adventure! Until we see you again (IF), enjoy some of our photos in case you missed the Mayhem!!!

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Access Denied!

Monster and Violet gathered music, letters, and determination as they prepared for Saturday night's show. While driving to the station, the two discussed a great number of things to cover for the night's show and began getting riled up. Tonight was going to be insane!

With anticipation in their eyes, they reached the door but found themselves with improper security clearance! What?! Why the hell? Monster guarded the portal, even tried getting the previous show's DJ to open the door (not realizing that no DJ had been in the station since two o'clock that afternoon) while Violet raced off to try using electronic communications to contact anyone to get that damn door open, but met with no success.

Within time, Monster had found that the only people that appeared were Ninja and Ogre. The three hung out for some time before getting confirmation from Violet that there was no other way in.

This issue will be rectified BEFORE the next show, which won't be airing until July 24th. Monster and Violet are going to be chasing the Mayhem fest for a while!

BRUTE-al

Hey there, cadavers!

I was doing some online browsing for MAYHEM and I ended up running across the craziest little game! (Okay, it probably isn't extremely crazy but it does seem like a lot of fun)!


The game is called My Brute and when you show up at the site, you get the chance to make your own little brute. By simply typing in your fighter's name, the site generates a cute little fighter for you. If you don't like the way he or she looks, click on the little button to the left of it, near th
e feet and the site will randomly generate a new character until you find something more appealing. You can even change the color scheme of your Brute with the button on the right.

Get your guy or gal started and throw it into the arena for some fighting fun! The site will ask you to set up a password but doesn't ask for anything else!

There is no real complicated game play, just a couple clicks gets you into a fight with another brute and the website A.I. does the rest! It may not be super involved but is an entertaining 3 minutes of the day, regardless!

More Mayhem!

TOMORROW!!!

That's right, tomorrow is the kick off of the United States best answer to metal festivals, starting at the Sleep Train Amphitheater in Sacremento, California!
This weekend, Monster and Violet will be stuffing their duffel bags FULL of evil and getting ready to head out to the Auburn, Washington site of Rockstar Energy Drink's Mayhem Fest where (as you already know) Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, and a ton of others will be destroying our ear drums!

At the time of this posting, the Mayhem site is down, most likely due to the insane amount of traffic or (hopefully) some wicked updating action is happening! Regardless, I know of four of the Morgue Morticians (Ninja and CS have glowingly displayed their tix) that are ready and amped to pound heads!

Last time we reported, we let you know that Mushroomhead was now involved, this time we get to tell you that Skinlab is also signed up to bring their heaviness to the metal carnival, at least on the kick off show, and hopefully throughout.

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Where the hell is it?

As all of the devoted cadavers of the Morgue might have noticed, both versions of the show did not have new episodes running! Not only did the entire DJ staff bail on the 4th of July, but the new autopsy which belonged on Radio Free Satan has also gone MIA. So, where the hell is it?!

The live autopsy was closed for the holiday but the RFS autopsy can be blamed completely on that lazy bastard, Monster! He was too busy researching information on the line-up for Mayhem and that's all he can talk about! Behemoth this and Cannibal Corpse that! We will work more diligently at keeping that freak on task and we at the Morgue apologize.

With that said, Monster did actually let us know that Behemoth is coming out with their latest release, Evangelion in the beginning of August and it looks HOT!