Morgue on KWCW

Hail cadavers, Monster here!

Well, tonight was a pretty damn crazy night on KWCW 90.5!

Last week, Fresh issued a challenge in which each DJ (and listener) write a story using 20 random Indie Rock band names. Well, Aside of myself, she was the only DJ to complete this challenge.

Most importantly; It seems that for the first time in our 5 year history, someone on the show was more charged in the loins than I, Violet went intercourse crazy and insisted on asking the packed booth of DJs about things that most psychiatrists don't get to know about! Between tracks from High On Fire, Suffocation, Obituary, Proofed, The Crown, and Vomitory, we learned what secret and dirty fetishes each of our 9+ DJs harbored! Here is a basic rundown, prepare to tremble:

• Violet- This freak of a DJ had multiple, which include choking, spanking, and ropes!
• Goblin- Not surprisingly, this little razor toothed bastard likes biting!
• Chuckles- Maybe it was embarrassment or fear but all we got were dirty looks from this one.
• Mikey Mike- Our visiting Portland DJ was a fan of binding.
• Fresh- This fiesty frenzy of a girl has inclinations toward choking and submission.
• Meat- Perhaps the craziest of them, Mr. Meat loves sauces, chocolate, spaghetti, cheese....mm-mmm
• Blade- What is it with girls and their desire to be hurt? Miss Blade likes receiving pain.
• Ninja- Mister rosy cheeks could barely squeek out his feeble 'accents' fetish but our argument was that is a preference. We all know though, between the lactations and the toilet serenades...
• Wraith Mistress-Chalk up another lady that has a preference for being forced upon.
• Monster- I was forced to only give one and to make it something no one knows about so I discussed (and had to explain) my interest in ladies that are made up to look like action figures.

This was pretty much the highlight of the show this last Saturday night (though, by far, not the only topic of deviant discussion)! Tune in next week to see what more trouble we can get into.