Presenting: THE Ninja!

Welcome, everyone, to the maiden voyage of the S.S. Ninja (blogging on my own)..., aiding the Morgue fleet of destroyers in the murky waters of the mundane world to destroy false hopes and bring Metal to the ailing third- world minds of those who think they don't need the magic it provides. As a rather busy Ninja, I don't often get the news of the world, but you can look to me to provide provocative insights into the music universe (Cuz' if it's one thing a Ninja knows well, it's wailing guitars... and killing). Methinks you no believe me? Observe, and be amazed: As a tribute to Monster's fascination with japan and certain types of vending machines, I acquired a copy of the debut album from The Land Of The Rising Sun's very own Grief Of War, "Worship". In my opinion, worship is what this album deserves because what better way to enhance one's Ninja skills than by listening to Japanese Thrash Metal? With a skillful combination of what seems like every style of thrash I've ever heard and solos like a bloody samurai sword, it's just one whirlwind after another, great for extended swordfight scenes and violent lovemaking. Tracks of note are the title track "Worship", and "Midnight Sun" that makes me miss being a boy back home, where that's actually a true occurence. Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed my tribute to Michael Jackson and were as creeped out as everyone in the booth. If you missed it, I'm sorry but you truly missed out.