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Morgue #151 on RFS

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The Morgue Radio Show invades Radio Free Satan for another week. This week, Monster burns through more covers.
This autopsy sees history unfold with every fleshy flap as layers are peeled back to reveal many songs from the eighties from Ozzy, Motley Crue, Skid Row, and Iron Maiden (naturally). Don't fear, these are still performed by the most evil of bands like Norther, Driller Killer, Edge of Sanity and more!

The nostalgia is high as is the amount of diabolical entertainment so tune in and hold on as Monster cuts through your corpse with expert musical precision! Tune in here!

Morgue Live! July 25, 2009

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In the broadcasting station on Saturday, we found Monster and Violet along with Ninja, CS, Butcher, Goblin and Chuckles for the first time in over two weeks! From vacations to security issues, our last broadcast live was nearly a month ago so this was an exhilarating show for all of the morticians.

Between heavy mounds of ear devastating metal, we enjoyed conversation on the craziness of Scientologist ceremonies, we found that the "Naked Cowboy" is putting in his bid as Mayor of New York Cty, were brought into the news about Maxi Mounds and her issues on breast enlargement, as well as the first hand accounts of Mayhem Fest as told by four of the morticians!

The highlight of this autopsy was when Ninja played the most effeminate cover song ever which led into the revelation that he tries to serenade CS while she's on the toilet! You filthy beast!

Morgue hits 150

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This week's autopsy on Radio Free Satan sees Monster and the Morgue airing its 150th for the Devil's diabolical broadcasting station! With great thanks to the many devoted cadavers that tune in to the show every week, The Morgue has continued to air on the most infernal of radio stations with great success for years and with continued support from you, we will be alive for many more!

In this autopsy, Monster hand carves some fleshy bits for the cadavers! Get only the greats with Behemoth, Vader, The Crown, Marduk and more!

MAYHEM! The results are in, but the DJs are still out...

Auburn Washington welcomes Rockstar energy drink's Mayhem Festival and the Morgue Radio Show sent Monster and Violet to cover this destructive event...the problem is, we haven't seen them since. We have gotten some e-mails from somewhere along the Oregon coast, complete with pictures. The following are some excerpts:

July 14th:
MAYHEM! Violet and I made it to the motel and it is crawling with metalheads! We load the shit we need and get ready to head out with Ninja and CS when we bump into a kid in a Behemoth shirt that needs a ride to the show. Kid can't be all bad, he has a Behemoth shirt on, so we throw him in the truck and haul ass, reading the dirty parts of the latest Bizarre magazine on the way. A short ride to the VIP parking lot and a long walk along the highway (don't ask), we arrive at the gates of HELL! Thank Satan for the fast passes!
We burst through the gates and the Mayhem automatically kicks off with great gear from a slew of vendors including a Cannibal Corpse comic book! Oh hell yes! The vendor for the great local band, Northwest Royale, even hooked me up with a shirt and the band's latest two CDs for a mere twenty bones! Not only did they sound awesome, but they are great promoters as well.

(NOTE: Skinlab and Mushroomhead were not here...I believe Skinlab was the Sacremento band and Mushroomhead plans to join up later in the tour.)

Whitechapel kicked this shitstorm into gear on the Hot Topic stage and immediately began assaulting the crowd with their brutality! Incredible presence. Northwest Royale pounded through their set and Black Dahlia followed up with one of their own. By this time, Violet and I were out of the pit and hitting the booths to meet the bands. The first of which was Monster's primary reason for attending, Behemoth! Sans corpse paint. This was an incredibly smart and polite bunch of guys that....wait. What the hell.....I meant to say, it is fucking Behemoth! They were evil, Evil, EVIL! I shook hands with EVIL!

God Forbid did their thing and then Job For A Cowboy took the Hot Topic stage and annihilated! This being a huge band for Violet, I found myself being dragged by the wrist into the pile of bodies pressing against the barrier once more. Once the moshing was through, we left the feeding pens of the stages and wandered back to the booths where we found Cannibal fucking Corpse hanging out! YES! Now that comic book of mine has every band member's signature on it! Damn right!

This is where the day ceased to be a straight-forward metal festival. Further into the crowd, Byron Davis, pipes for God Forbid, was found meandering through the same people he was performing for earlier. Violet and I just got back in time for the end of the All That Remains set and placement well to the front of the HT stage again for BEHEMOTH!!! The band storms the stage in full Hell gear, instruments pulsating and immediately explode into the EVIL that they are! EVIL!

The crowd is slamming into one another as hard as the drum skins getting abused on stage. Violet and I were so close, we could almost grab spiked boots. Half way through the set, they Polish metallers continue to entertain by bleeding from the mouth profusely and Nergal has since donned a wicked mask. Then the blood! Erupting from the mouths of all but the drummer, spraying the thousands of screaming and slamming fans! Blood! Did I mention that these guys are evil? EVIL! Violet is drenched in the plasma and loving every second of it! This has been, by far the best performance of the day!

Trivium finishes off the Jagermeister (while I meet Job For A Cowboy and thank them for rocking our balls off). And then, the unstoppable happens...Cannibal Corpse come to tear down the HT stage, which they do with great enthusiasm. Cannibal classics like Fucked With A Knife get pounded into our bodies (as a special dedication to all the ladies) and the pit is somehow excessively brutal, yet immeasurably polite at the same....what....seriously? Okay, the pit was a fucking madhouse!!! Oh, the carnage! Oh, the putrefication! Oh rapture!

With the second and third stages used, abused, recycled, and abused again; those bitches are worn out and done, leaving people no where to roam but toward the main stage of death (with a side stop for nine dollar nachos or beers...seems like the only rape and murder is happening at the concession stand). Famished and needing to piss, Violet and I avoided the main (while Bullet For My Valentine committed audio torture on thousands of unsuspecting victims) to get a bite and then drain the vein at the world's filthiest toilet...one that the golgothan would have to put paper on the seat to sit.

We finally made our way down into the pit just as Killswitch Engage were taking the stage. A clarification, I never have really liked KSE and was not looking forward to the next set, especially when each member took the stage in a tuxedo tank top. I was surprised. Amazed! Their music was good (not astounding, but still good) and their stage presence was top notch! By the end of their set, I forgot that I didn't like them and was in full swing, pumped and ready for Slayer...or so I thought.

Again, Violet and I made our way to the front of the pack and when the thrashers took the stage, we held our own against the wave of hate that rolled in and crashed upon our backs! Within seconds, we were slamming and smashing our neighbors and destroying posers with full force, giving what is being given to us. Unfortunately, a bit over half way through the flaming, thrashing, Slayer set; between fan administered body blows, Tama drum blasts, and full fire from the Marshall stacks, my body needed to release...and I was no Golgothan! Dammit! I would rather lie down in the pit than head to the porcelain parking lot!
I made it back quickly (and probably with passengers) and jumped right back into the thick of things, finishing off the set like a maniac!

Slayer finished and the crowd thinned a little but filled back up as Marilyn Manson took the stage (and tried to smoke out the audience). I haven't been a Manson fan since Holy Wood and haven't even wasted the time or money on his last two albums (in fact, his was one of the only shirts I didn't drop cash on). I will say this- He started hard! He thundered through a track from his latest album and then went back "old town" for the fans, pulling out Tourniquette and a few other great Manson tracks! My astonishment level continued to rise with each sound wracked minute and before long, I found myself yelling, jumping, rocking, and singing along to this androgynous goth-rocker!

When this Mayhem was finished at eleven o'clock, I was physically torn, yet emotionally ready for another nine hours of demolition! We walked away with a ton of gear (including a Manson shirt, even though I didn't plan to buy one), great memories, some new friends, and even a large respect for bands we either never cared for or quit caring about in the past. Manson proved that he can still blast with the best of them, Slayer kept the rudest and most hateful pit (but so wrongfully fun), KSE held their own professionally and energetically, and Behemoth still proved to be the hardest fuckers to ever violate my ears!

Even though the Mayhem Fest has migrated south, we aren't ready to let it go just yet, so Violet and I are headed out o find more fucking adventure! Until we see you again (IF), enjoy some of our photos in case you missed the Mayhem!!!

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Access Denied!

Monster and Violet gathered music, letters, and determination as they prepared for Saturday night's show. While driving to the station, the two discussed a great number of things to cover for the night's show and began getting riled up. Tonight was going to be insane!

With anticipation in their eyes, they reached the door but found themselves with improper security clearance! What?! Why the hell? Monster guarded the portal, even tried getting the previous show's DJ to open the door (not realizing that no DJ had been in the station since two o'clock that afternoon) while Violet raced off to try using electronic communications to contact anyone to get that damn door open, but met with no success.

Within time, Monster had found that the only people that appeared were Ninja and Ogre. The three hung out for some time before getting confirmation from Violet that there was no other way in.

This issue will be rectified BEFORE the next show, which won't be airing until July 24th. Monster and Violet are going to be chasing the Mayhem fest for a while!

BRUTE-al

Hey there, cadavers!

I was doing some online browsing for MAYHEM and I ended up running across the craziest little game! (Okay, it probably isn't extremely crazy but it does seem like a lot of fun)!


The game is called My Brute and when you show up at the site, you get the chance to make your own little brute. By simply typing in your fighter's name, the site generates a cute little fighter for you. If you don't like the way he or she looks, click on the little button to the left of it, near th
e feet and the site will randomly generate a new character until you find something more appealing. You can even change the color scheme of your Brute with the button on the right.

Get your guy or gal started and throw it into the arena for some fighting fun! The site will ask you to set up a password but doesn't ask for anything else!

There is no real complicated game play, just a couple clicks gets you into a fight with another brute and the website A.I. does the rest! It may not be super involved but is an entertaining 3 minutes of the day, regardless!

More Mayhem!

TOMORROW!!!

That's right, tomorrow is the kick off of the United States best answer to metal festivals, starting at the Sleep Train Amphitheater in Sacremento, California!
This weekend, Monster and Violet will be stuffing their duffel bags FULL of evil and getting ready to head out to the Auburn, Washington site of Rockstar Energy Drink's Mayhem Fest where (as you already know) Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, and a ton of others will be destroying our ear drums!

At the time of this posting, the Mayhem site is down, most likely due to the insane amount of traffic or (hopefully) some wicked updating action is happening! Regardless, I know of four of the Morgue Morticians (Ninja and CS have glowingly displayed their tix) that are ready and amped to pound heads!

Last time we reported, we let you know that Mushroomhead was now involved, this time we get to tell you that Skinlab is also signed up to bring their heaviness to the metal carnival, at least on the kick off show, and hopefully throughout.

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Get your shirts for the festival now! Support your band with pride! Wear your metal skin at the fest!

Where the hell is it?

As all of the devoted cadavers of the Morgue might have noticed, both versions of the show did not have new episodes running! Not only did the entire DJ staff bail on the 4th of July, but the new autopsy which belonged on Radio Free Satan has also gone MIA. So, where the hell is it?!

The live autopsy was closed for the holiday but the RFS autopsy can be blamed completely on that lazy bastard, Monster! He was too busy researching information on the line-up for Mayhem and that's all he can talk about! Behemoth this and Cannibal Corpse that! We will work more diligently at keeping that freak on task and we at the Morgue apologize.

With that said, Monster did actually let us know that Behemoth is coming out with their latest release, Evangelion in the beginning of August and it looks HOT!

4th of July show

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Saturday was Independence day and the cast of the Morgue Radio Show celebrated the 4th of July in a manner befitting the meaning of this glorious holiday, we all opted to choose freedom!

That's right, just like the deathcry of William Wallace, we sought freedom and, rather than broadcast on a night of festively painted skies, we all got together and went out to get lost in the city's pyrotechnics.

This day would hopefully serve as a reminder to the people that we fought tyranny and won 233 years ago and made certain that unjust and merciless rule could not effect us any longer. We determined that we could live the way WE wanted and without the overlord rule of an insecure and scared government. With this idea of patriotism in mind, it is time to ask, have things changed? Have we remained free? To answer these kinds of questions, ask how many places in town you can buy ammunition. Check out the new ratification of the butterfly law of the 1950s and see how many of your knives are now hitting the ILLEGAL list (in this link, check under "legality" and "United States").

We live in a glorious country, possibly the best in the world, but it will very quickly NOT be as long as we sit complacent with our blind eye pointed in the direction of the government. Watch what they are doing! Fight against what they are pushing on us! Do your part to keep this country FREE so that we have reason to celebrate Independence Day next year and the years beyond!

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Those Wacky Chinese...

So anyway, There's this Chinese couple who are seeking help to get their son to quit smoking, right? You'd think that if someone's smoking, they're at least old enough to make it a conscious decision either way; but what if you're two years old? This little dude, let's call him Lo- Tar Pak, smokes a pack a day, thanks to his father, who got him started when he was one to relieve the pain of a hernia since he was too little to handle an operation to have it fixed. First off, how the hell does a one- year- old get a hernia? Second, hey, let's give him cigaretes as a painkiller: that'll do the trick.... and how does a 2- year- old use a lighter, let alone pop down to the corner bodega for a fresh pack? SOMEONE (not naming names) has to be hookin' the little tyke up for his daily fix, wouldn't you say? Man, you just can't make this stuff up.

Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Fest

If you are into metal and/or listen to our show at all, you know that the second Mayhem Fest is getting ready to start up! We have discussed this quite a bit on air. Well, today Monster and Violet got their tickets! PIT TICKETS to Mayhem!

Last year was the first year of this metal event and Monster and Violet managed to be there for the debut, the first show of the the whole gig at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington. This year, Auburn's show will be the fourth on the tour but will still be as explodingly amazing as any other.

This year, in addition to getting the motorcross psychos, Metal Mulisha, Rockstar energy drink has commissioned some heavy assed bastards to hit this Mayhem Fest! The bands will look a little something like this:

Jagermeister stage-




Monster is eager to see Trivium. Additionally, it will be exciting to see how Seattle based, NORTHWEST ROYALE sounds live.

Hot Topic Stage-





Monster is eager to see Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth, Job For A Cowboy, Whitechapel
Violet wants Job For A Cowboy and Whitechapel

And of course, the Main stage-




Monster and Violet both are eager to see Slayer and Manson. Especially after hearing how legendary their last tour was together!

And, if that wasn't enough for some reason....a late addition was made to the tour, at least for this show-


So this tour looks to be even more wild than the debut year of Mayhemfest...we can't wait!