Those Wacky Chinese...

So anyway, There's this Chinese couple who are seeking help to get their son to quit smoking, right? You'd think that if someone's smoking, they're at least old enough to make it a conscious decision either way; but what if you're two years old? This little dude, let's call him Lo- Tar Pak, smokes a pack a day, thanks to his father, who got him started when he was one to relieve the pain of a hernia since he was too little to handle an operation to have it fixed. First off, how the hell does a one- year- old get a hernia? Second, hey, let's give him cigaretes as a painkiller: that'll do the trick.... and how does a 2- year- old use a lighter, let alone pop down to the corner bodega for a fresh pack? SOMEONE (not naming names) has to be hookin' the little tyke up for his daily fix, wouldn't you say? Man, you just can't make this stuff up.