Presenting: THE Ninja!

Welcome, everyone, to the maiden voyage of the S.S. Ninja (blogging on my own)..., aiding the Morgue fleet of destroyers in the murky waters of the mundane world to destroy false hopes and bring Metal to the ailing third- world minds of those who think they don't need the magic it provides. As a rather busy Ninja, I don't often get the news of the world, but you can look to me to provide provocative insights into the music universe (Cuz' if it's one thing a Ninja knows well, it's wailing guitars... and killing). Methinks you no believe me? Observe, and be amazed: As a tribute to Monster's fascination with japan and certain types of vending machines, I acquired a copy of the debut album from The Land Of The Rising Sun's very own Grief Of War, "Worship". In my opinion, worship is what this album deserves because what better way to enhance one's Ninja skills than by listening to Japanese Thrash Metal? With a skillful combination of what seems like every style of thrash I've ever heard and solos like a bloody samurai sword, it's just one whirlwind after another, great for extended swordfight scenes and violent lovemaking. Tracks of note are the title track "Worship", and "Midnight Sun" that makes me miss being a boy back home, where that's actually a true occurence. Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed my tribute to Michael Jackson and were as creeped out as everyone in the booth. If you missed it, I'm sorry but you truly missed out.

Saturday Night Live

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If you didn't tune in to The Morgue Radio Show on KWCW 90.5fm in the Walla Walla area, you missed a complete hearse full of depravity and vulgarity! More importantly, why the hell weren't you tuned in?!

Accompanying Monster, Violet, Butcher, Ninja, and Goblin this autopsy were attending morticians Blade, Blondie, and Tiger as well as former KWCW DJs Mikey Mike and Wraithmistress visiting from Portland, Oregon. Needless to say, the DJ booth was crammed with human flesh!

On the discussion table, Violet discussed a local event in which a man purchased fuel from a local convenience store and then proceeded to light himself on fire. This prompted discussion on suicide rates and the economy's effect on said numbers. Another bit of discussion on the table was the recent deaths of both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in which, nearly every Morgue DJ had some feeling or another. Lastly, more dirty love was discovered in the Ninja family tree!

On the music level, the show was kicked off with a brand new Devildriver track as well as new Graves of Valor. The Morgue morticians had to work very hard to keep the energy high enough to match the opening tracks and so, Despised Icon, Bloodbath, Embalmer, Turisas, Brother Von Doom, and Einherjer were ripped out, among others, including a fresh one from 1349!

The discussions were great, the metal music was outrageous, all in all, this was another can't miss Morgue Radio Show autopsy!