Mayhem 2010 is dead

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The official release of bands set to play at this summer's Mayhem festival has caused mass suicides, lost love, and anal seepage from millions across the globe!

The first Mayhem saw great bands for a premier showing including Slipknot, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Machine Head, and Five Finger Death Punch. Not the heaviest of shows but a solid line-up for a fresh out of the great festival.

The second Mayhem Shot into the stratosphere with Trivium, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, and Behemoth among others and proved to the world that, yes, America can have a festival with balls as well!

Here we are in 2010, looking forward to our metal future and BLEAK is not a word that properly describes the vomit that has spewed onto our almost proud metal offering. This year we take a break from heavy and talent to be given get Atreyu, Norma Jean, and KORN! Yeah, fucking KORN!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mayhem is dead. Let's hope that next year will see a resurrection.