The official release of bands set to play at this summer's Mayhem festival has caused mass suicides, lost love, and anal seepage from millions across the globe!
The second Mayhem Shot into the stratosphere with Trivium, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, and Behemoth among others and proved to the world that, yes, America can have a festival with balls as well!
Here we are in 2010, looking forward to our metal future and BLEAK is not a word that properly describes the vomit that has spewed onto our almost proud metal offering. This year we take a break from heavy and talent to be given get Atreyu, Norma Jean, and KORN! Yeah, fucking KORN!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mayhem is dead. Let's hope that next year will see a resurrection.
Auburn Washington welcomes Rockstar energy drink's Mayhem Festival and the Morgue Radio Show sent Monster and Violet to cover this destructive event...the problem is, we haven't seen them since. We have gotten some e-mails from somewhere along the Oregon coast, complete with pictures. The following are some excerpts:
July 14th: MAYHEM! Violet and I made it to the motel and it is crawling with metalheads! We load the shit we need and get ready to head out with Ninja and CS when we bump into a kid in a Behemoth shirt that needs a ride to the show. Kid can't be all bad, he has a Behemoth shirt on, so we throw him in the truck and haul ass, reading the dirty parts of the latest Bizarre magazine on the way. A short ride to the VIP parking lot and a long walk along the highway (don't ask), we arrive at the gates of HELL! Thank Satan for the fast passes! We burst through the gates and the Mayhem automatically kicks off with great gear from a slew of vendors including a Cannibal Corpse comic book! Oh hell yes! The vendor for the great local band, Northwest Royale, even hooked me up with a shirt and the band's latest two CDs for a mere twenty bones! Not only did they sound awesome, but they are great promoters as well. (NOTE: Skinlab and Mushroomhead were not here...I believe Skinlab was the Sacremento band and Mushroomhead plans to join up later in the tour.) Whitechapel kicked this shitstorm into gear on the Hot Topic stage and immediately began assaulting the crowd with their brutality! Incredible presence. Northwest Royale pounded through their set and Black Dahlia followed up with one of their own. By this time, Violet and I were out of the pit and hitting the booths to meet the bands. The first of which was Monster's primary reason for attending, Behemoth! Sans corpse paint. This was an incredibly smart and polite bunch of guys that....wait. What the hell.....I meant to say, it is fucking Behemoth! They were evil, Evil, EVIL! I shook hands with EVIL! God Forbid did their thing and then Job For A Cowboy took the Hot Topic stage and annihilated! This being a huge band for Violet, I found myself being dragged by the wrist into the pile of bodies pressing against the barrier once more. Once the moshing was through, we left the feeding pens of the stages and wandered back to the booths where we found Cannibal fucking Corpse hanging out! YES! Now that comic book of mine has every band member's signature on it! Damn right! This is where the day ceased to be a straight-forward metal festival. Further into the crowd, Byron Davis, pipes for God Forbid, was found meandering through the same people he was performing for earlier. Violet and I just got back in time for the end of the All That Remains set and placement well to the front of the HT stage again for BEHEMOTH!!! The band storms the stage in full Hell gear, instruments pulsating and immediately explode into the EVIL that they are! EVIL! The crowd is slamming into one another as hard as the drum skins getting abused on stage. Violet and I were so close, we could almost grab spiked boots. Half way through the set, they Polish metallers continue to entertain by bleeding from the mouth profusely and Nergal has since donned a wicked mask. Then the blood! Erupting from the mouths of all but the drummer, spraying the thousands of screaming and slamming fans! Blood! Did I mention that these guys are evil? EVIL! Violet is drenched in the plasma and loving every second of it! This has been, by far the best performance of the day! Trivium finishes off the Jagermeister (while I meet Job For A Cowboy and thank them for rocking our balls off). And then, the unstoppable happens...Cannibal Corpse come to tear down the HT stage, which they do with great enthusiasm. Cannibal classics like Fucked With A Knife get pounded into our bodies (as a special dedication to all the ladies) and the pit is somehow excessively brutal, yet immeasurably polite at the same....what....seriously? Okay, the pit was a fucking madhouse!!! Oh, the carnage! Oh, the putrefication! Oh rapture! With the second and third stages used, abused, recycled, and abused again; those bitches are worn out and done, leaving people no where to roam but toward the main stage of death (with a side stop for nine dollar nachos or beers...seems like the only rape and murder is happening at the concession stand). Famished and needing to piss, Violet and I avoided the main (while Bullet For My Valentine committed audio torture on thousands of unsuspecting victims) to get a bite and then drain the vein at the world's filthiest toilet...one that the golgothan would have to put paper on the seat to sit. We finally made our way down into the pit just as Killswitch Engage were taking the stage. A clarification, I never have really liked KSE and was not looking forward to the next set, especially when each member took the stage in a tuxedo tank top. I was surprised. Amazed! Their music was good (not astounding, but still good) and their stage presence was top notch! By the end of their set, I forgot that I didn't like them and was in full swing, pumped and ready for Slayer...or so I thought.
Again, Violet and I made our way to the front of the pack and when the thrashers took the stage, we held our own against the wave of hate that rolled in and crashed upon our backs! Within seconds, we were slamming and smashing our neighbors and destroying posers with full force, giving what is being given to us. Unfortunately, a bit over half way through the flaming, thrashing, Slayer set; between fan administered body blows, Tama drum blasts, and full fire from the Marshall stacks, my body needed to release...and I was no Golgothan! Dammit! I would rather lie down in the pit than head to the porcelain parking lot! I made it back quickly (and probably with passengers) and jumped right back into the thick of things, finishing off the set like a maniac! Slayer finished and the crowd thinned a little but filled back up as Marilyn Manson took the stage (and tried to smoke out the audience). I haven't been a Manson fan since Holy Wood and haven't even wasted the time or money on his last two albums (in fact, his was one of the only shirts I didn't drop cash on). I will say this- He started hard! He thundered through a track from his latest album and then went back "old town" for the fans, pulling out Tourniquette and a few other great Manson tracks! My astonishment level continued to rise with each sound wracked minute and before long, I found myself yelling, jumping, rocking, and singing along to this androgynous goth-rocker! When this Mayhem was finished at eleven o'clock, I was physically torn, yet emotionally ready for another nine hours of demolition! We walked away with a ton of gear (including a Manson shirt, even though I didn't plan to buy one), great memories, some new friends, and even a large respect for bands we either never cared for or quit caring about in the past. Manson proved that he can still blast with the best of them, Slayer kept the rudest and most hateful pit (but so wrongfully fun), KSE held their own professionally and energetically, and Behemoth still proved to be the hardest fuckers to ever violate my ears! Even though the Mayhem Fest has migrated south, we aren't ready to let it go just yet, so Violet and I are headed out o find more fucking adventure! Until we see you again (IF), enjoy some of our photos in case you missed the Mayhem!!!
That's right, tomorrow is the kick off of the United States best answer to metal festivals, starting at the Sleep Train Amphitheater in Sacremento, California! This weekend, Monster and Violet will be stuffing their duffel bags FULL of evil and getting ready to head out to the Auburn, Washington site of Rockstar Energy Drink's Mayhem Fest where (as you already know) Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, and a ton of others will be destroying our ear drums!
At the time of this posting, the Mayhem site is down, most likely due to the insane amount of traffic or (hopefully) some wicked updating action is happening! Regardless, I know of four of the Morgue Morticians (Ninja and CS have glowingly displayed their tix) that are ready and amped to pound heads!
Last time we reported, we let you know that Mushroomhead was now involved, this time we get to tell you that Skinlab is also signed up to bring their heaviness to the metal carnival, at least on the kick off show, and hopefully throughout.
Get your shirts for the festival now! Support your band with pride! Wear your metal skin at the fest!
If you are into metal and/or listen to our show at all, you know that the second Mayhem Fest is getting ready to start up! We have discussed this quite a bit on air. Well, today Monster and Violet got their tickets! PIT TICKETS to Mayhem!
Last year was the first year of this metal event and Monster and Violet managed to be there for the debut, the first show of the the whole gig at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington. This year, Auburn's show will be the fourth on the tour but will still be as explodingly amazing as any other.
This year, in addition to getting the motorcross psychos, Metal Mulisha, Rockstar energy drink has commissioned some heavy assed bastards to hit this Mayhem Fest! The bands will look a little something like this:
Jagermeister stage- Monster is eager to see Trivium. Additionally, it will be exciting to see how Seattle based, NORTHWEST ROYALE sounds live.
Hot Topic Stage- Monster is eager to see Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth, Job For A Cowboy, Whitechapel Violet wants Job For A Cowboy and Whitechapel
And of course, the Main stage- Monster and Violet both are eager to see Slayer and Manson. Especially after hearing how legendary their last tour was together!
And, if that wasn't enough for some reason....a late addition was made to the tour, at least for this show-
So this tour looks to be even more wild than the debut year of Mayhemfest...we can't wait!
Hi Everybody! Your friendly neighborhood Ninja here, to fling some throwing stars of musical wisdom right in your face. Are you a fan of great bands like Cannibal Corpse, Vomitory, & Deicide? Rose Funeral's "The Resting Sonata" offers all that and more, rolled up in a ball of bloody guts for your demented pleasure. With crushing grooves and insane two- tone vocals, you have your pick of songs like the cannibalistic "Created To Kill", the blackness of "Left To Rot", or the everyday brutality of "Buried Beneath". The most impressive part of this whole album is the fact that it's totally savage clean through, but when you hit the middle of the last track, you get hit with a totally power metal yodel (for want of a better word); it's awesome! This is a good album for a bad day, and really perks you up when you're pissed off and have to slip through the shadows to wreak a little vengeance on all who wronged you that day.
This week sees the maniacal return of The MORGUE Radio Show on KWCW! Now that the summer schedule has begun, so has the metal morticians' reign of terror. Monster and Violet caught up on a backlog of request lists which included metal from Cattle Decapitation, Cannibal Corpse, Overkill, Evile, Possessed, Exodus and more. Monster popped out some trivia style questions to fellow his DJs such as, "What is the most outlandish religion," "What is the single most frustrating thing about the government," and "What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?" Violet pulled out a couple episodes of Neurotically Yours from Illwill Press in which, Germain has called the fat help hotline and found out that eating in the bathroom is a sign of obesity. No DJ had admitted to this, though Ninja alluded to it and, through more prodding, we uncover a bigger mystery about Ninja and his lover CS...are they brother and sister?!
What started out as a calm and collected metal show with a small number of guest DJs ended up being a wild excursion into the realm of perversity and depravity! Monster and Violet started off the show in brutal fashion with some new Cannibal Corpse and also a track from Skinless. By the time these two tracks ran their course, Ninja and CS arrived along with Blade and shortly following were Goblin and Chuckles, quickly turning the broadcasting booth into a sweaty locker room for Hell's sports team, full of heat and body mass. Between the requests for Enslaved, Nile, Trivium, Vader, Suffocation, and many others as well as the shout outs from one listening cadaver to another, we found ourselves wrapped tightly between two stories of sexual exploration, each story incited by one of the female morticians within the booth.
First, CS had begun discussing issues with lactation and how her partner is on the verge of causing her to begin her breasty seeping, without the benefit of pregnancy due to his over-zealous attention to her chest glands. The resultant effect of this conversation was a finishing of what was started with CS bleeding milk.
Later in the episode, Violet's concern for making her Monster happy on their planned trip to Japan has caused her to need more information on the proper ettiquette for finding, making and giving soiled panties. This discussion lead into more fetish and secret desire discussion with the entire booth alight in arousal!
The battle of the band discussion this week was, which album from the eighties was better, Ozzy Osbourne's Diary Of A Madman or Motley Crue's Shout At The Devil? This was an excellent source of debate with the broadcasting booth torn in half on the decision and the final vote coming in from a long time listener in favor of Diary Of A Madman.
Our show ended on an upnote for mothers seeing that we ran into the wee hours of Mother's Day. To all the mommies out there, we gave Cannibal Corpse's Butchered At Birth! Happy Mother's Day!
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