Morgue Live on K-Dub 1-16-2010

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The Morgue Radio Show kicked off with Monster and Violet, along with Butcher, Fresh and Meat. In no time, additional DJs Goblin and Chuckles found their way into the sterile halls of the autopsy room and the explosive and vulgar conversations were quickly underway between heavy tracks from Insanity, Polterchrist, Autumn Black, and Finntroll.

Violet, obsessing about pornography and rectal stretching was eager to find every DJ's first experience with printed porn and curious about what was the filthiest thing we have all read, which prompted responses from Grim Fairy Tales, Suicide Blond, and a slew of long forgotten fiction books with alien sex before jumping back into the audio destruction from Immortal, Skinless, Armentar, and Stormlord.

May 9th

What started out as a calm and collected metal show with a small number of guest DJs ended up being a wild excursion into the realm of perversity and depravity! Monster and Violet started off the show in brutal fashion with some new Cannibal Corpse and also a track from Skinless. By the time these two tracks ran their course, Ninja and CS arrived along with Blade and shortly following were Goblin and Chuckles, quickly turning the broadcasting booth into a sweaty locker room for Hell's sports team, full of heat and body mass. Between the requests for Enslaved, Nile, Trivium, Vader, Suffocation, and many others as well as the shout outs from one listening cadaver to another, we found ourselves wrapped tightly between two stories of sexual exploration, each story incited by one of the female morticians within the booth.

First, CS had begun discussing issues with lactation and how her partner is on the verge of causing her to begin her breasty seeping, without the benefit of pregnancy due to his over-zealous attention to her chest glands. The resultant effect of this conversation was a finishing of what was started with CS bleeding milk.

Later in the episode, Violet's concern for making her Monster happy on their planned trip to Japan has caused her to need more information on the proper ettiquette for finding, making and giving soiled panties. This discussion lead into more fetish and secret desire discussion with the entire booth alight in arousal!

The battle of the band discussion this week was, which album from the eighties was better, Ozzy Osbourne's Diary Of A Madman or Motley Crue's Shout At The Devil? This was an excellent source of debate with the broadcasting booth torn in half on the decision and the final vote coming in from a long time listener in favor of Diary Of A Madman.

Our show ended on an upnote for mothers seeing that we ran into the wee hours of Mother's Day. To all the mommies out there, we gave Cannibal Corpse's Butchered At Birth! Happy Mother's Day!