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This week, Monster, Violet, Butcher, Goblin, Fresh, Meat, and Chuckles were on duty to provide the highest quality autopsy possible! The rhythm of this one was a bit different as the music and discussion alternated with extreme contrast.
The introduction of the Morgue happened after nearly an hour of metal from Six Feet Under, Suffocation, Aeon, Keep of Kalessin, and Origin.
This week was a full discussion of odd news events like a woman in Maryland dropping her freshly delivered baby into a porta-potty and then trying to bum a smoke from construction workers directly afterward. A man in Salem Oregon pulled an idiot drive-by on a tricycle while harrassing a man in a car. China made it into our news with their censorship slip a few weeks back and the fact that there is now a debate from Google on whether or not they will service the entire country.
The next hour brought Kreator, Dimmu Borgir, Fear My Thoughts, Immortal, Skinless, and Forktung before a huge argument erupted on air about when to classify a post-op man as a woman and vice versa. The gender confusion lasted for quite some time before signing off for the morning! Join the Morgue community and sound off your opinion of this debate!

Morgue on KWCW

Hail cadavers, Monster here!

Well, tonight was a pretty damn crazy night on KWCW 90.5!

Last week, Fresh issued a challenge in which each DJ (and listener) write a story using 20 random Indie Rock band names. Well, Aside of myself, she was the only DJ to complete this challenge.

Most importantly; It seems that for the first time in our 5 year history, someone on the show was more charged in the loins than I, Violet went intercourse crazy and insisted on asking the packed booth of DJs about things that most psychiatrists don't get to know about! Between tracks from High On Fire, Suffocation, Obituary, Proofed, The Crown, and Vomitory, we learned what secret and dirty fetishes each of our 9+ DJs harbored! Here is a basic rundown, prepare to tremble:

• Violet- This freak of a DJ had multiple, which include choking, spanking, and ropes!
• Goblin- Not surprisingly, this little razor toothed bastard likes biting!
• Chuckles- Maybe it was embarrassment or fear but all we got were dirty looks from this one.
• Mikey Mike- Our visiting Portland DJ was a fan of binding.
• Fresh- This fiesty frenzy of a girl has inclinations toward choking and submission.
• Meat- Perhaps the craziest of them, Mr. Meat loves sauces, chocolate, spaghetti, cheese....mm-mmm
• Blade- What is it with girls and their desire to be hurt? Miss Blade likes receiving pain.
• Ninja- Mister rosy cheeks could barely squeek out his feeble 'accents' fetish but our argument was that is a preference. We all know though, between the lactations and the toilet serenades...
• Wraith Mistress-Chalk up another lady that has a preference for being forced upon.
• Monster- I was forced to only give one and to make it something no one knows about so I discussed (and had to explain) my interest in ladies that are made up to look like action figures.

This was pretty much the highlight of the show this last Saturday night (though, by far, not the only topic of deviant discussion)! Tune in next week to see what more trouble we can get into.

May 9th

What started out as a calm and collected metal show with a small number of guest DJs ended up being a wild excursion into the realm of perversity and depravity! Monster and Violet started off the show in brutal fashion with some new Cannibal Corpse and also a track from Skinless. By the time these two tracks ran their course, Ninja and CS arrived along with Blade and shortly following were Goblin and Chuckles, quickly turning the broadcasting booth into a sweaty locker room for Hell's sports team, full of heat and body mass. Between the requests for Enslaved, Nile, Trivium, Vader, Suffocation, and many others as well as the shout outs from one listening cadaver to another, we found ourselves wrapped tightly between two stories of sexual exploration, each story incited by one of the female morticians within the booth.

First, CS had begun discussing issues with lactation and how her partner is on the verge of causing her to begin her breasty seeping, without the benefit of pregnancy due to his over-zealous attention to her chest glands. The resultant effect of this conversation was a finishing of what was started with CS bleeding milk.

Later in the episode, Violet's concern for making her Monster happy on their planned trip to Japan has caused her to need more information on the proper ettiquette for finding, making and giving soiled panties. This discussion lead into more fetish and secret desire discussion with the entire booth alight in arousal!

The battle of the band discussion this week was, which album from the eighties was better, Ozzy Osbourne's Diary Of A Madman or Motley Crue's Shout At The Devil? This was an excellent source of debate with the broadcasting booth torn in half on the decision and the final vote coming in from a long time listener in favor of Diary Of A Madman.

Our show ended on an upnote for mothers seeing that we ran into the wee hours of Mother's Day. To all the mommies out there, we gave Cannibal Corpse's Butchered At Birth! Happy Mother's Day!